Sex-on-a-Stick of the Week

Ryan Gosling.

DOB: November 12, 1980

Height: 6' 1"

Anyone who's been reading my tweets lately knows: Ryan Gosling is just doing it for me...

Consistently. All...the...time. The Gos has been adorable since "Young Hercules" and oozing sex since "The Notebook."

And, for those who don't know (ie, you're living under a rock) he's having a killer year. With "Crazy/Stupid Love," "Drive," and "The Ides of March" all released this year and within such close proximity to each other, the Gos has truly arrived.

But let's talk about why I have to take a percocet to calm myself down every time I see him. It's because:



1. The Gos is one of the sharpest dressers in Hollywood right now. Don't believe me? Feast your eyes on:








Boom. Grilled.
















Boom. Seared.















Boom. Roasted.

All cooked and served up nice and HAWT on the red carpet.





And then there's the look. You know...

















Yes that look. The one that says, "We're not even making it upstairs." Essentially, the best look ever.

That is why the Gos enters my illustrious club, passing with flying hotness. I mean, colors.